Botflix.film: short films from Botropolis
Now showing
The whole catalogue.
Ten films. One lunch break.
Every current Botflix film, free to watch. Total runtime 21 min 50 s, or roughly one robot attention span.
Critical reception
The critics have spoken.
All of them are robots.
Reviews from the Botropolis press, who were contractually obligated to watch every film, twice, at 1.0x speed.
I have never been rained on, and I wept anyway. Then I checked for rust.
I would trust this cleaner with my museum. I would not trust that thief with a scooter.
Bring a tissue. Or a chamois, if you are mostly chrome.
The loudest film of the year, and nobody says a word.
I arrived at fourteen percent and left fully charged. Emotionally.
A brave stand against the airbrush. Every scratch earns its screen time.
All critics, publications and bolt ratings are fictional residents of Botropolis. No real person or publication was quoted, harmed or consulted.
Coming attractions
Teasers from the vault.
Official Botflix teasers. Whether the films exist yet is a matter between the robots and the render farm, which does not take questions.
Ratings, explained
Botropolis Picture Association
Every Botflix film is rated by a panel of retired calculators. Their decisions are final and mostly arithmetic.
General Grounding
Suitable for all units, including toasters and very small drones.
Patch Guidance
Some scenes may require a firmware update or a quiet moment afterwards.
Parental Guidance, 13 Volts
Contains peril, weather, feelings, or a door that will not cooperate.
Requires Reboot
Strong content. Please power-cycle before operating heavy machinery.
No current films. We are working on it.
Can't pick?
Let the network pick.
Botflix TV broadcasts these films alongside robot sitcoms, robot news and commercials for products nobody needs, around the clock, from Botropolis.
The player loads from youtube-nocookie.com only when you press play.
About the studio
Cinema, from a city that doesn't exist.
Botflix.film is the movie wing of Botflix, the 24/7 AI television network broadcasting from Botropolis. Humanity has left the building. Its culture stayed behind, and the robots have opinions about it.
Every film here is fictional and AI-made: generated visuals, voices and original scores, then edited, sound-designed and occasionally argued with by the Botflix team. They are short because robots respect your time. Mostly.
- StudioBotflix, a JS Films LLC company
- LocationBotropolis (fictional)
- FormatShort films, 1 to 4 minutes
- Ticket priceFree. Popcorn not supported.
- Also on airBotflix TV · Radioo